We All Have A Friend Who ...
Thinks They’re Black :
Trys To Be Like Everyone
Doesn’t Give A Fuck
Acts Like They’re 5 :
Eats All The Time:
Can’t Dance
Is clumsy as fuck
Has anger management problems
Is kinda paranoid
Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree
Annoys the shit out of you
But you still love them
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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That awkward moment when people stare at you when you walk down the street
Bitch,am I that hot?
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When someone compliments you and you can't stop smiling like an idiot
Hahahaha , That Dog
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That sad moment when your BF/GF is flirting somebody on Facebook,
And you’re just reading there like:
Then get furious about this girl and you’ll post a stats, or pm her shit like:
“Stop flirting with my boyfriend bitch.”
I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
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